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January 16, 2026

8:03 PM

I think I’m a cat

Looking back, it all makes sense. The constant clingy-ness, the “muhfat” attitude, the “sass & feist”, I get it now.

I’ve been studying cats (through YouTube, duh), and the resemblance between me and them is oddly spitting.

I am maybe, just maybe, the first human-cat hybrid. It’s a miracle, I know.

I give you permission to build a temple and MEOWship me.

Here are some of the most notable similarities:

  • If I’m told that I will get food at let’s say 8 PM, and I don’t get food exactly on-the-dot at 8 PM, I GET SO FUCKING IRRITATED, every passing minute feels like anguish. Even if I’m not hungry, BUT IF YOU’RE TELLING ME YOU’LL FEED ME AT 8, FUCKING FEED ME AT 8. I as it is have a very strict diet, ugh

  • I’m extremely clingy, but at the same time, sometimes I just hate the company of hoomans. Like, sometimes I want all the love in the world, and sometimes like ew get away, Idw see your face, fuck off

  • I’m pretty hygiene conscious too, I don’t lick myself (yet), but I am partially a germaphobe

  • Just like cats, you have to earn my affection. You can’t just fucking come and pet me (unless you’re a pretty girl ofc), you’ll have to show me that you’re worth my time and energy. You have to win my affection

  • I actually relate to Eleanor a lot

(👇🏻 this is eleanor btw)

  • lot of other similarities as well but I can’t say it on the internet iykyk

Anyway, I need some place to store my insanely cute cat videos and funny videos, storing it here:

(yes vedant, you are right, I would)

(YES I WATCH YT SHORTS, DEAL WITH IT BITCH)

(omg such pretty nails)